it's a portuguese man...certainly

Mourinho visto por lá...

A.Wenger, A.Ferguson, and José Mourinho all perish in a plane crash
and went to meet their maker.
The supreme deity turned to Wenger and asked, tell what is important about
yourself. Wenger responded that he felt that the earth was the ultimate
importance and that protecting the earth's ecological system was most
important. God looked to Wenger and said, "I like the way you think, come
and sit at my left hand".
God then asked Ferguson what he revered most. Ferguson responded that he
felt people and their personal choices were most important. God responded,
"I like the way you think, come and sit at my right hand".
God then turned to Mourinho, who was staring at him indignantly. God
asked "What is your problem Mourinho?"
Mourinho responded "I think you are sitting in my chair"